lesbian by default

A girl that is either atrociously ugly or an utter bitch that no guys will touch her.

Girl #1: Why does she seem so nasty and stressed all the time?

Girl #2: Well, I think it's because she's a lesbian by default.

by diggy March 22, 2008

defamation

The colloquial term for Wikipedia.

"Have you read the article on Larry King? OMG defamation!"

by Limecat4eva November 9, 2008

DeFace

Post sappy or embarrassing Facebook status, while intoxicated, that you will later regret.

I HATE all of you because no one ever likes my status or makes any comments at all ... hic

Sorry, everyone. I promise not to DeFace anymore.

by Defacer November 5, 2010

Default Tea

A cup of English Breakfast tea with milk added to give a golden hue, with a single spoonful of sugar added.

Sometimes also referred to as Golden One

"Would you like a tea, coffee?"

"Oh thanks, yes, I'd like a Default Tea please."

by the Leachmeister April 8, 2009

Default

That moment when you realize you just took a potential default picture for your facebook account.

Me: DEFAULT!
Kid: What?
Me: Default. Its like a Kodak moment, only with facebook pictures.
Kid: Ohhh ok

by Lil Wayne sucks 4 dicks July 13, 2011

default bitch

1) Someone who unfortunately is always around you AND acts particularly prickly or like a bitch all day long. You have to put up with them because they have no were to be or because of power dynamics (ie. supervisor/manager, friend’s partner etc.).

2) Somone who is your standard go to bitch. They take everyones shit all day long.

Coworker 1: “Damn she’s a bitch I can’t wait for her to leave”.

Coworker 2: “Who? Becky?”

Coworker 1: “YES! Becky duh who else!!!!”

Coworker 2: “….Oh yes….the default bitch”

OR

Coworker 1: "I'm not sending all those faxes"
Coworker 2: "Ask the default bitch to send the faxes"

by SanDreeeezy May 4, 2010

default friends

friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren't around

Me: Sorry gotta go the gangs here.
Default Friends: What the hell I thought we were hanging out!
Me: No way, you guys are just my default friends.

by KingOfD September 6, 2010