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ftw degree

'Fries With That?' Degree n.
A college or university degree with no real prospect of employment. Recipients will likely end up working fast food to pay the bills, and burning their diploma to keep warm.
"Hey man, you hear Mary is taking a BA in Ukrainian Folklore?"
"Yea man, total FTW degree."
by B.Sc. October 9, 2013
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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third-degree entropy

Third-degree entropy is three-dimensional entropy.
It is between two-dimensional (coarse-grained) entropy and four-dimensional (fine-grained) entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that connects forcical (gravitational) entropy and constant (quantum) entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is distinct from quantum gravity which is nothing more than a color raster.
Quantum physics and relativity lack congruence because 2D entropy can't be transformed simply into 4D entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that transforms relativity into quantum physics. It is also be called quantum entropy.

Third-degree entropy is the surface area of any orthogonated triangle of graphemmetry (difference in surface-areas between 2 json-objects).
by zanderfin August 24, 2020
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UConn degree

Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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to a degree

"the pressure you were put under must have been frustrating to a degree"
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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