blueberry danish

when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.

I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!

by KREST April 27, 2003

Going Danish

Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.

-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"

by thebonus October 7, 2010

Gosh Darnit

PG version of what one might say when one realizes one has been the victim of a hiccup of modern technology. Words usually accompany an overwhelming feeling of frustration - not always at the technology in question, but with oneself for not taking the simple f*@#ing precaution of ctrl c'ing well thought out text lest it be lost to mishap.

Person 1: Gosh Darnit!!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: I submitted a definition to "Urban Dictionary" yesterday, but somehow it was lost in the process.
Person 2: So why don't you re-submit?
Person 1: I don't have the text. F*@K!

by brownthomas May 20, 2005

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Daanish Chaudry

A 300 pound man who can’t grow a proper beard to save his life

Damn look at that fat Daanish Chaudry

by Whsiwhdiw August 14, 2020

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003