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Dakota Pipeline

The act of revealing your phallus when a large group of people tells you not to.
I haven't talked to Jim since he did the Dakota Pipeline at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.
by Fratpack January 10, 2017
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Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012
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Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.
Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.
by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015
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Dakota corndog

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.
by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019
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dakota dome

A sexual act in which the giving party performs oral sex with a pinch (or two) of chewing tobacco.
Ex. Christie gave me a wintergreen Dakota Dome last night.
by The real Hajibaba November 16, 2013
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Dakota (guy)

Dakota is a guy with power. He is a strong, but passionate man who spreads his positivity and love to everyone around him. Guys named Dakota usually have dark hair and dark eyes. Dakota is an amazing boyfriend, and will do anything to make you feel comfortable and safe. He might be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will protect you at any cost.

Dakota (here) means: Stitcher. He will pick you up and stitch you back together if you are hurt. If anyone else hurts you, he will knock them down without hesitation. His love is endless, even if it means that he will get hurt.

Dakotas are usually very masculine and loves physcial contact. He will touch you so softly it will feel like feathers, and it will drive any girl insane. Dakota is seen as a good kisser, but an even better licker. His favorite sexual position is Doggy Style, but he would also love getting ridden.

Dakotas are often sadists, but want a girl to feel pleasured.

If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then you will be safe and comforted. He knows your struggles and he knows when you are hurting. Your eyes will show him all the information he needs. Dakota will never let you go, no matter how much pain he will be left in. If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then know that he loves you with all of his heart, because Dakota is an intelligent, caring and loving guy.

Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.

(Fuck you Steve Jones)
Dakota (guy).

Is that Dakota? I swear I am going to pass out. Act normal.
by Felicianne Dina 543 October 23, 2019
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Dakota High School

One of the shittiest high schools on the planet. Bunch of bitches, whores, stupid ass teachers, and security cameras up the ass.
Thinks it's better than any other high school, and apparently the academics are FANTASTIC.
Yeah. Right.
Did you hear about that girl from Dakota High School?
She's totally preggers.
THAT'S no surprise.
by Yeslek Kcirdap January 13, 2011
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