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Dementiophobia

Dementiophobia
by 459395 August 14, 2024
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Retention of Conclusions

A meta-fallacy and meta-bias where one prevents an opponent from reaching any conclusion by constantly accusing them of “jumping to conclusions” whenever they attempt to synthesize evidence or draw an inference. Unlike genuine caution against hasty generalization, retention of conclusions is a rhetorical tactic used to stall discussion indefinitely. The accuser demands an impossible level of certainty—requiring that every possible alternative be ruled out, every source be verified beyond doubt, and every ambiguity be resolved—before any conclusion can be entertained. The effect is to paralyze the opponent, making any forward movement in reasoning seem reckless. This bias weaponizes epistemic humility to avoid ever committing to a position.
Retention of Conclusions Example: “Every time she tried to summarize the evidence, he cried ‘jumping to conclusions!’—retention of conclusions, using the fear of haste to prevent any conclusion at all.”
by Abzugal April 3, 2026
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Deletion Station

When you are crushing drinks and only chugging them
Do you want to see the deletion station. Proceeds to absolutely slam drinks in a row
by ChettyTok March 25, 2025
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dementious

My stepbrothers koalas igloos owner was dementious.
by Wisam Blossom October 2, 2025
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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."
by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009
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ARTention Retention

Origin of Term #1: ART + ATTENTION = ARTention

The Preponderance and Desire to keep THE ARTS in the Forefront of 21ST Century Societies by introducing innovative and unique STORY Angles via Social Media Networks regardless of (hopefully) temporary sour and dire economic Situations, thus retaining, inspiring and enabling Beauty, Creativity and Education to soar and flourish.
No matter what your ART may be: Painting, Dance, Sports, Writing, there’s a STORY behind each Stroke, Step, Swing, Scene and/or Sentence. Therefore, the easiest Way to tell your STORY time and time again…throughout the Chapters of your Life is through ARTENTiON RETENTiON.”
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Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.
That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.
by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015
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