dechunk

A verb defining a post-production term of making baggy trousers slimmer.

When the supervior or director says "man those trousers are baggy" could you "dechunk that model"?

by Dechunky October 3, 2013

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

dehydated

When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want

Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.

Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.

by Cinnamon sheen July 5, 2014

Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.

That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.

by Justlikerome November 7, 2015

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

dechristmastised

To be overloaded with and subsequently reject all Christmas cheer, carols and paraphernalia.

I've been to the mall and I've totally been dechristmastised.

by GoldenPrincessKitty April 3, 2016