Deaffen

A top cobber in the Roblox clanning community and a based lifter who posts his gains on TikTok along with commenting based stuff and valorant, and geometry dash gameplay.

Dude 1: have you heard of that dude Deaffen?
Dude 2: oh yeah what a chad

by Goblinof1909 November 29, 2022

Deafanydill

The relief from deafness one feels when a chronic talker fills their mouth with a dill pickle.

If it wasn’t for deafanydill my head might explode.

by Cdrslngr78 March 15, 2023

deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deafendant

An accused person who supposedly can't hear what's going on in court.

Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deaficit

Da amount dat one's hearing-capability is lacking.

Da term "deaficit" can also sarcastically refer to da "degree of better" dat someone CAN hear as compared to how much those around him WISH he could --- i.e., they wish he was significantly MORE hard-of-hearing than he actually is, so dat they could put more over on him. Da infamous joke about da old fella wif his new hearing-aid --- who had changed his will several times due to his actually knowing what his young descendants were clandestinely saying about him behind his back --- comes to mind here as an excellent example!

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

Deafining Blister

when a male ejaculates inside someones ear so much the eardrums get covered deafining the person and the outside of the ear gets blisters from constant friction from the penis

all those deafining blisters last night left me deaf and my ear throbbing

by anonymous March 24, 2024

Deafultkusal

A chink nigga that sweats on 4.2 (Voleiball 4.2)

Unfunny chigga that do Roblox and pack on discord everyday and sound like e-boy

Also very fatass nigga

That nigga name deafultkusal annoying af

by Hxlved March 25, 2024