Daffydavit

What everyone's favorite crazy cartoon duck would file in court to solemnly attest to da truth of whatever assertions dat he was claiming.

Elmer Fudd's temperishly-spluttering boxing-rival could file all da Daffydavits he wants to regarding both his greatly-disputed pugilistic win against said "gweat, gweat spoowuhtsman" and da self-perceived unfairness of how his own bear-hunting endeavor panned out, but said legal documents wouldn't likely hold much water with a judge or jury, since in both cases there was clearly some heavy-duty cheating --- and blatant rules-breaking --- going on.

by QuacksO August 15, 2024

diffydaffy

when a tube sock is rolled down to your ankles you are diffydaffy.

that boy boy got a diffydaffy

by we9gar January 22, 2009

darfy chart

Darfy Chart originated as a tally sheet on a fridge between 3 sisters. One receives a tally mark for saying or doing something that is very dumb. The phrase "darfy chart" is used as a synonym for "DUH."

OMG. She actually asked me, "Degrassi is the name of the highschool, right?" My only response: "DARFY CHART."

by nays the horse October 30, 2009

Daffodick

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Daffalissispukis

Daffalissispukis is a spell that you must perform on all newly formed KKK members. They must kill three black people with a hampster. It must be done otherwise you will be shunned from the Amish community.

Daffalissispukis: lactoseintolerent pickle juice is for baby mice in heat. pick up a jew and babtize it then u will go to hell.

by FoxyGrandma69HopOnehooker November 3, 2012

Daffed

Literally translated to "Drunk as fuck"

The suffix is not necessary in the phrase, but is added for ease of speech.

Dude, I was hella daffed last night

by Milktastic November 16, 2013

Duffy'd

verb: the act of not showing up

Commiting to be somewhere but not actually going

Liz didn't show at slash this morning, she Duffy'd us

by Jgloberman July 31, 2016