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douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.
"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."
by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006
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Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.
Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.
by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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personal hard candy

Personal Hard Candy means to KILL.
In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to

give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.

(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
(**The following gang names are fictional and if affect anyone in a personal matter, my apologies**)

Personal Hard Candy:

Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
by SoCal ANONyMUS April 22, 2014
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bandy candy

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007
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Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
by Dave March 13, 2005
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Cindy

A very sweet angelic like girl. Very beautiful and passionate about life. Love's to be around wonderful people and very family oriented
Cindy is such a sweetheart!
by iloveangels February 5, 2010
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