chronic milkshake

You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.

Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
Mikey: Hell yea man those are the shit!
Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....

by tannner April 3, 2008

redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants

That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.

by nick August 15, 2006

chron dizzle daddy

quite high grade chronic (marijuana). usually 50 dollars for 3.5 grams.

its better then that other shit. this is some chron dizzle daddy.

by slak October 21, 2003

Chronic Southern Vagitosis

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.

My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"

by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006

chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)

"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"

by derek November 19, 2003

chronic crush

A feeling that you get when your feelings for another person you like or love keeps coming back, especially when you're in a relationship with another person and still get the feeling of that one 'crush' in your heart

Even though she broke up with Max, Max still thought about her at different time intervals even after he got a girlfriend. He surely has a chronic crush for her.

by rifleofdoom June 7, 2009

The Chronic

The Chronic is the debut solo studio album by American hip hop recording artist Dr. Dre, released December 15, 1992, on his own record label Death Row Records, and distributed by Priority Records.

1 The Chronic (intro) 1:58
2 Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin') 2:34
3 Let Me Ride 4:21
4 The Day the Niggaz Took Over 4:33
5 Nuthin' But a G Thang

by sadditty February 23, 2014