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Cummie

1.
An insult to someone by referring to them as a "mistake". The word cummie is slang for "cum-stain" inferring that a person's father ejaculated and then fertilized his wife after she sat down therefore making someone a "cum-stain"

2.

An insult for a person who believes in the communist ideology.
1.
Person 1: Whoops I broke your laptop.
Person 2: Oh my god you fucking cummie, your parents never wanted you fuck man you weren't even meant to live.

2.

Person 1: Glory to the CCP
Person 2: What re you a fucking cummie?
by A guy ig February 4, 2022
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Cummy bears

The cummy bears are a group of very swag people. There are only 6 cummy bears in the world. To be a cummy bear, you must go on a quest to find all these 6 people and gain their trust.
Slang: Cummies for plural, Cummy for singular.
Person 1: “Hey look! Is that Sophy and Ritz from the cummies?”
Person 2: “Oh my god! Lets try befriend them to become a part of the cummy bears!”
by Melon cat. December 30, 2020
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Congee Cummies

The analogy for describing the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021
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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
by kvm666 January 2, 2021
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Cummy

When you're so covered in cum that you're saturated in it.
Bro you're dummy cummy, on god. It's disgusting.
by keenan beanan January 24, 2021
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Flinstones Cummies

When a male downs a whole bottle of multivitamins before receiving a blowjob. Upon ejaculation, the partner can then swallow and receive their share of their multivitamins.
Who needs vaccines when you have Flinstones Cummies™ in your tummies
by Gary the Hydra January 26, 2021
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funny cummy

by Adrian valdes February 4, 2021
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