cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

cucumber

a delicious fruit which can be found in the regions of Nigeria it is eaten by deepthroating

mmmmmmmm cucumber

by YOLITKID November 4, 2020

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Cucumber

The biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Cucumber: I'm the biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch

by iitssveaa June 13, 2017

coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches

I love cucumber & tuna sandwiches

by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017