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Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.
Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber
by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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Cucumber

CUCUMBER
by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
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Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.
by The cucumber September 22, 2020
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Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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