Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!

"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."

by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.

Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?

by J1 Socal January 12, 2016

heart crushing

An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.

In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.

by abooklovernevergoestobedalone October 10, 2016

Pickle Crushing

The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.

Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.

Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?

by Notgayjustcurious June 1, 2016

button crushing

The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.

"Glen's the best lover I've ever had. He always uses button crushing as a finishing move!"

by CreativeWithaD June 18, 2018

Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.

I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017

bit crushing

When a guy puts his dick in between two girls while they are tribbing

Use lots of lube while bit crushing

by Fonzy153 July 15, 2017