a thicker girl who soft in all the right places. where when having sex just want to stay there for the long ride.
by Fishburger August 6, 2015

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom
by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.
by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.
Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night
Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!
Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!
Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.
by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.
by Rlean December 10, 2017

that joseph mf
by notanotheryomommajoke May 16, 2023
