commit

to place oneself in extreme circumstances to complete a ridicolously loose task

masslad1- im going to commit the bilshwang while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

masslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- COMMMITING THE SHwwAAAAAAANNNNNgggggggggggg

by looose October 10, 2008

Committed Atheist

A committed atheist is an atheist who firmly believes that God's existence is impossible, and does not exist. This is also known as positive atheism, which is the explicit rejection of the belief in god and religions.

Committed atheists are most likely to be Anarchists, Marxists (dialectical materialism), Nihilists, and Anti-Theists.

He was a lifelong committed atheist, and constantly criticized religion.

by Kelmeer23 January 27, 2023

Commit

Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"

Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."

by selkewelke February 5, 2009

afraid of commitment

The natural and perpetual state of human males.

Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.

Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."

99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.

"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."

Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.

"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"

by randomperson890 March 20, 2010

Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.

The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.

by Downstrike June 16, 2004

Commit to the Hit

A phrase used to call out someone who is about to smoke, yet they are rambling on because of their crunk state of mind. If the phrase is shouted by anybody in the room, the person who is talking with the smoking device must immediately take their hit.

Ron: (Talking about nothing in particular while holding a bowl) I went to the store and bought some eggs. Then I saw Jessica behind the counter...
Fred: Dude, commit to the hit.
Ron Takes Hit

by Tumie08 June 19, 2010

commit stop living

gay die

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay

by MyRealNameIs Die July 25, 2018