Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011

crocker

A middle school in Hillsborough, California where blond girls tend to be loose, stoners tend to be thought of as "cool", and the people who don't wrap themselves in riches, don't make fun of others, and don't have petty personalities feel alienated. The asian to white ratio is 50:50.

Guy one: Yeah I went to Crocker. Some people think it was the best experience ever, but I tend to disagree. It wasn't the real world and wasn't me.
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!

by Will the ninja pirate October 30, 2006

choker necklace

girls that are hoes wear chokers cause they really want cock

Maren wears a choker necklace because she wants scottys cock!

by dicks69697 November 28, 2016

choker

1. (Noun) A collar that would choke the wearer if the leash was pulled by master or pet.
2. (Noun) Any necklace with less than 1cm of slack, usually worn by emo kids with all sorts of studs and spikes on them.

1. Man this bitch I was dating for like 3 weeks invites me back to her house to get our freak on but then she pulls out this choker I freaked out. The chastity belt was enough!

2. Christ, I've seen chunkies in my puke that look better than that emo kid with the choker over there.

by Simon Staszkiewicz November 3, 2005

Cooker Beat

A sexual position, where the woman bent over like a cooker and the man inserts his penis into the woman, very much like the word "doggy style".

I'll be doing the cooker beat with her tonight mate.

by Nicholas Embleton - Jamie Gray March 31, 2009

Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.

Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.

by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013