Ohio ice cream

Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.

Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.

- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.

by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time

Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

by kill m3 June 26, 2019

Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014

brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

Ice-cream tricycle

The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.

Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!

Nice one, we call that the 99!!

by HappyHarry July 16, 2013

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018