Creasy Deasy

(CREE-SEE DEE-SEE)An extreme overhanging of fat from one's brow.

Ooh... look at that chunkle's creasy deasy.

by king of petoria January 5, 2008

creamy habaneroist

A follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from Cafe Mexicali in Fort Collins. These devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. Way better than Jesus.

A Creamy Habaneroist, inserts "One Nation under Creamy habanero" into the pledge of allegiance.

by Benjam! February 22, 2008

Creamy Wonton

An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.

Liz garrett has one creamy wonton

by toot together March 31, 2009

creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014

Creamy sailor

When a sailor is the target of a bukkake while on a naval vessel.

Shipmate- "I can't wait to get underway and be a creamy sailor."

by Dustykeith July 6, 2015