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Coochie crawler

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010
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nom crawl

Like a pub crawl but going to different food places - eg cafes, restaurants, tapas bars etc.
There are so many good cheap restaurants on that street. Let's do a nom crawl and get a different course from each place!

I'm SO hungry - I'm going to nom crawl all over town until I'm full.
by mifmaf April 13, 2009
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yarn crawl

To tour/visit/salivate over a city's local yarn shops for extreme fiber enthusiasts.
"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."
by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010
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Pub Crawler

Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.
"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013
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crawl

to ride slow. drive on spokes or deuces or better
me and my homies be crawlin and bangin some screw
by astrosown09 December 11, 2008
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crawling

v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.

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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.

What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?
by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013
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crawler

Crawler: One who goes to the bar and has too many to drink so he has to crawl home. Light weight, should stick to N/A beer and wine.
After two beers, the Crawler had to crawl home.
by Atomolizer May 22, 2010
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