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Happy Clapping

A rather disturbing trend in Britain today. It involves being happy slapped by someone who has the clap, and who has recently rubbed their fishy bits with their hand.
Pete: "Cor blimey Jimmy, why ave you got a face like a dogs arse?"

Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"

Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"
by Roob40 May 30, 2008
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Chapping

The process of chatting and fapping at the same time.
Emily and I were on the phone, but little did she know, I was chapping.
by JaketheDoge December 18, 2015
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pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.
"I think Amon Amarth's "Cry of the Blackbirds" is one of the most pants-crappingly awesome viking metal songs around."
by Kevin Tracy December 9, 2008
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cripping the grain

noun: to crip the grain; to be chill and relaxed; to be doing some weird shit.
Matt Cropsey was cripping the grain while his friends were in the car.
by thecrops November 25, 2009
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Capping-Colby

A person, usually a nerdy white boy with the most sheltered life who thinks he is more hood than he actually is. They are particularly frequent cappers and will say anything to make themselves sound cooler around their friends.
Joe: "Hey man want to grab a beer after work tomorrow?"

Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."

Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."
by gkns April 16, 2020
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shiz a crappin weiner

1.when something soooo ourtageously dumb happens that you happen to blurt those words out....

2.when you have no other words to say to describe a situation.....
3.when an ugly skank walks by and gives you a dirty look
1. Ron Ron And Chip Were Walking Down The Street Dressed As 80 Year Old Street Walkers
2."He For Got What We Were Talking About"- Ron Ron

" Hizzzz A Crappin Weiner"- Chip
3. *Ugly Skank Walks By And Gives Dirty Look*

" Shiz A Crappin Weiner If She Thinks Were Not Going To

Say Anything To Her!! "- Ron Ron And Chip
by Ron Ron And Chip September 3, 2009
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Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"
by hooyaahh January 16, 2022
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