Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021

constarea

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

by cahrin September 16, 2007

diego costa

A never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth

Oh, he's such a Diego Costa.
Man he never seems to age, Costa much eh?

by VenomButterBarca November 23, 2016

clacton coastal academy

A population of 1600 goons that think they are hard when they are scared of there own reflection.

Did you see the pussy gang over there? They must come from clacton coastal academy.

by Samuel pigs February 1, 2017

Constantino

Always happy but loves some gossip known as a big liar but knows how to get girls in any kind of way

Ey Constantino what's todays lie?

by Lewis Hamshire August 20, 2018

Costa Rica-itis

"Costa Rica-itis," from the words Costa Rica plus the suffix '-itis,' is the condition in which all you can think about is your upcoming trip to Costa Rica. Kind of like senioritis, but specific to travel in Costa Rica.

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble listening to anything you're saying. I think I might have Costa Rica-itis.

by rockstarawesome June 16, 2009

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010