Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv February 10, 2018
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cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!
Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!
by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010
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brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 02, 2010
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 06, 2021
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Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.
Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".
by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 12, 2011
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Spazz Cow

When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.
Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow
by Linksi March 30, 2009
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Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.
I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........
by DaHolmes February 09, 2023
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