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e-curtain

Pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby
As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.
by humorogenus July 19, 2012
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Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.
In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.
by Gazrocks April 8, 2013
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nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with
- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!
by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015
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the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
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Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.
I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016
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Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina
Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains
by B76B011 September 19, 2016
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Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
by Flake B. November 14, 2016
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