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Supreme Court

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.
Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!
by Old Runner November 17, 2023
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"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
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cunt court

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!
by burbman1969 October 23, 2020
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Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 9, 2023
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Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.
Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine
Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.
by Charon9977 May 14, 2022
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Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
I know right… what a courts mum”
by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022
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