She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

Could be the difference

When you wish something could have happened.

Capone: let’s run it to the lake
Rudy: i can’t go
Moj: the lake could be the difference..

by Skywatcher67_ January 13, 2021

i could agree

when you are capable of agreeing with any given statement you deice you will make a decision to agree with or not

Samothy: My mom's cooking is great!
Bobothy: I could agree

by h the h March 2, 2021

could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.

by the one and only qwerty guy May 17, 2022

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022

Mmm... I could...

The sound you make when you bite your tongue.

Some guy "Mmm... I could..."

Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022