cotton bunny

When a piece of toilet paper is stuck on a stripper's butt.

Yo, did you see that stripper's cotton bunny?

by Oshackhennessy October 22, 2013

Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

Tapping Cotton

To begin to defecate while still fully clothed, but holding it in enough so that the shit is not ejected, thereby causing the end of the shit to tap your cotton underwear.

Similar to "Dot Cotton"

"Man I gotta find a bathroom fast. I'm already tapping cotton"

by SamLowry November 9, 2004

cotton farm

The lint that collects in your belly button after wearing a cotton shirt

At the end of the day You pick the lint out of your belly button. you're growing a cotton farm.

by Kurt5252 March 11, 2008

cotton candy

the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)

omg...u like cotton candy too?? we are autimatticcally inLOVE

by <3 =] :p December 10, 2011

cotton balls

The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".

"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."

by TallicaD00d February 27, 2005

Cotton Picker

Working extremely hard; Busy. Commonly used in the workplace. Can also be shortened to CP.

Person 1: "Hey wanna grab a coffee at 10:30am"

Person 2: "Can't dude my boss has me working like a cotton picker"

Person 1: "That sucks. Maybe tomorrow then."

Colleague 1: Hey what's your status?"

Colleague 2: "CP"

Colleague 1: "No worries will call back later."

by Willis101 July 25, 2009