Carpse

The flaming wreckage of a vehicle, frequently found to be a burden in racing video games.

Dude, my million point stunt run got screwed up by your carpse sitting in the middle of the road.

by MPR on Wheels July 6, 2009

United States Marine Corps

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!

What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.

I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.

by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010

corpsesexual

A made-up so called “sexuality” (by people who live in their uncle’s basement), which is invalid.

A:I’m corpsesexual!
B:…That doesn't exist.

by bunnyhatsrcool August 15, 2021

corpsebestie

Corpse bestie: a handsome person who is obsessed with Karl jacobs and corpse. But can’t shit properly

“ corpsebestie is constipated”

“He couldn’t fit corpsebestie up his ass”

by poopoouhoh August 30, 2021

corps slore

any slore,whom sleeps with an entire platoon of marines in one night.

damn that girl is a corps slore.

by donkeypuncher1 April 8, 2010

Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Marine Corps Drill Instructor

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."

The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".

by Dirty Delta Kill Hat August 8, 2009