Cork taint

by Snarda April 08, 2023

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Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by June 19, 2024

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When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.

EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.

by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019

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Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.

"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."

by Supaphly October 27, 2013

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The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 10, 2021

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I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 March 30, 2016

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When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

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