When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.
Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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"What?!? That came out of no where!"
"Yeah, I know! It was a total converstoption!"
"What?!? That came out of no where!"
"Yeah, I know! It was a total converstoption!"
by dreamerpix December 9, 2008
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The faded white line that appears in the middle of the words "All Star" on the heel of old converse . The width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.
Guy no. 1: Hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.
Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.
Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.
Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.
Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.
by Mini Toasts April 26, 2011
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I was chatting with Amy this morning when Cristina butted right into our conversation.
She is such a conversnake.
She is such a conversnake.
by not a conversnake October 22, 2013
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B: Nothing, just went to 24 hr fitness.
(Enters conversation unannounced) C: Ahh, I hate 24 hour fitness. They have completely shunned the traditional American gym system and substituted it with sub-par customer service and mediocre pop music...
A: ... Erhm
B: ... *sigh* Fucking conversapist.
B: Nothing, just went to 24 hr fitness.
(Enters conversation unannounced) C: Ahh, I hate 24 hour fitness. They have completely shunned the traditional American gym system and substituted it with sub-par customer service and mediocre pop music...
A: ... Erhm
B: ... *sigh* Fucking conversapist.
by Miturban Esderty August 21, 2015
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"Conservatives are really saying gender is being cancelled after a Potato lost its prefix"
"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
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by Ignoramous July 10, 2011
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