A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
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Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent
- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.
Word type = Afakasi
Half Mentality // Half Contact
Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.
Word type = Afakasi
Half Mentality // Half Contact
Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
“The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.
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Get the Contactality mug.Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!
Harry: Ew! Mom!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Connecticut Rugby mug.A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)
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You: Oh, look some number texted me but its not saved in my phone so idk who it is.
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
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Get the ex contact mug.A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
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