Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

by groundhawk April 2, 2012

Condom popper

Refers to a specific type of crazy, clingy girlfriend. A female so obsessed with the idea of having herself a sweet hubby and at least one adorable child and insecure in herself, will go out of her way to get pregnant and wrangle her boyfriend into a longterm relationship/marriage . If the guy is worth anything, his morals will force him into staying in order to raise his child.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.

Jeanie is a total condom popper. That crazy bitch got pregnant when Roy was thinking of leaving her sorry ass. Now he's miserably raising a child with her even after she called the cops on him for saying she shouldn't leave the baby in a locked car in the middle of July.

by skeezemcgee June 6, 2015

condom challenge

Condom challenge is when people fill a condom with water and drop it on someone's head.

Hey dude did you see that condom challenge video?

by Dingleberry69 February 4, 2016

condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks

Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016

condom guy

u/alt-no-more

The condom guy is just one big meme now.

by Lyzone December 27, 2018

Condom

A rubber tube to stick your dick in so that you don’t end up with a kid.

She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.

Now i have a kid.

by the fuck king March 2, 2020

Concord

A type of air seeder used by many farmers to seed ground with no prier digging.

Jim: Hay Tavin if you air up the concord I can grease it and fill it up.

Tavin: Okay dad but first we need to hook it up to the 1150.

Jim: I know but before that we need to knock off the chisel plow first.

Tavin: K dad.

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 May 5, 2021