congealed

adj. See "hideous gorgon splurge."

"George Bush's brains have <I>congealed</I>."

by Herschel Fleischmann April 30, 2004

First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

Conglomerate

When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.

I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!

by Danger March 10, 2003

coggler

When one has 2 balls, then are separated into 4.

Richie is a coggler,therefore,he has 4 sparate balls and likes to feel on them constantly.

by You Know Who September 25, 2003

congolese

Having a large, voluptuous buttocks

That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.

Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.

On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.

by Edmann Quinn October 26, 2013

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

antonym of progress

nah theyr good ppl :)

by hctz October 22, 2003