Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 April 18, 2018

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 04, 2023

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock September 15, 2008

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

multi confused

When you are confused about multiple things

I am multi confused at the moment

by Sally nm June 23, 2017

Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)

Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024