mr cone

A very funny guy you should follow on twitter (@MrCone_)

Hey its the funny guy Mr Cone

by Mr Cone November 7, 2020

throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner at her house buy all she was serving was throat cones.

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011

Sludge Cone

A Sludge Cone is the remnants of bong debris and resin being cleared from the pipe, and then re-smoked to get high.

“pulled a fat sludge cone, that shit got me fucked up”
“i ran out of weed so it’s time to clean out my bong and have a sludge cone”

by Jonahdelreyy July 5, 2023

Jimmy Cone

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream

Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

Cone Loafer

(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)

"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"

by Nestea138 October 20, 2011

Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010