Idaho springs colorado

Shitty small town in colorado full of stoners and meth heads

Idaho springs colorado
Idaho springs colorado is the shittiest place you can visit
by Shitty_G_yo January 09, 2017
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Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020
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Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016
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colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.
Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break
by Alicatt1616 October 06, 2019
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Colorado sun chip

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".
i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.
by half sack January 11, 2013
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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 03, 2023
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Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado
someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler
by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 09, 2023
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