by Shitty_G_yo January 9, 2017

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".
i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.
by half sack January 11, 2013

by Cosmicspacewhale June 1, 2015

Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023
