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Semi-Colon

The area between the scrotal sack and the anus.
That girl was tossing my salad, with syrup, and licked my semi-colon.
by Seth and Vic December 9, 2008
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Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.
Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?
by Schlangemann April 5, 2011
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Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.
Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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Colon three

The smug moustache of smug success.
by Maffz May 10, 2012
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smokey colon

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."
by goblinmonger January 7, 2009
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colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"
Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.
by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007
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Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound
Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper
by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014
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