Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

Coleslaw

Coleslaw is a slang that's used to describe one's "energy" or "vibe".

"Our coleslaw just didn't match up"
"His coleslaw wack asf"

by ChickenTurtleSquirrel January 11, 2020

Coleoptile

Some scientific word no one knows

Brian: Hey what's coleoptile?
John: The fuck is that?

by damn the milk September 19, 2020

collosafuck

1. When your life is beyond belief out of control, seriously messed up beyond repair. Pretty much all of 2020
2. Having the dirtiest, hardest sex of your life. Hurts like anal but I’m the vag.

1. My life is a total collosafuck.

2. My vag still looks like a coffee can after that collosafuck this morning.

by Smedium September 23, 2020

colesniddle

Derived from the Latin word for penis "coles" and the Latin word for smelly "nidore" this word refers to one's smelly penis.

Fuck man I was beating my meat and after I came I got real bad colesniddle

by such haha November 10, 2020