coconutjob

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.

I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.

by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007

Coconut

Someone who is addicted to cocaine or crack.

Joey Jeremiah is a coconut.

by joey jeremiah September 14, 2005

Coconut Meat Beat

Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!

Coconut Meat Beat

(Howard Saw a white car)

Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!

by Henry Sr. Walter July 13, 2010

Coconut head

Jeon Jungkook

(Basic white girl who still cries over 1D): OMG WHO IS THIS CUTE ASS BOY😫!

An army that hasn’t left his/her room since 2012: Coconut head, Jeon Jungkook.

by Parkjeemin January 15, 2018

coconut

a filipino gone white see sell out

man thast pinoi who chillz with the white boyz is a coconut man

by piNoi December 11, 2003

drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.

Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!

by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011