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CockClock

1. A cock which one may use for pleasure or to keep time with.
2. A term of endearment suggesting that an individual possesses the above example.
1. She felt his cock enter her and knew that it was time to get up for work.
2. That Kyle is such a Cockclock, whenever he enters the room, I immediately know it's time for an ass fucking!
by Sk8r-the-Masturb8r August 19, 2008
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Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.
John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.
by Kandelario July 26, 2009
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Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.
Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.
by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011
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Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case
Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy
by uberjai December 30, 2012
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Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
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Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.
"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"
by Iandustrial April 25, 2014
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cockblocker

Popped her cockblocker.
by Hymenite May 22, 2016
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