Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
Get the Johnny Cobmug. Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
Get the Cob Jobblermug. Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!
Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
Get the Corn-cobbingmug. Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019
Get the Cob Jobmug. Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.
example:
Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"
Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"
Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"
Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"
by Funsarah January 2, 2009
Get the COBmug. by Horizonogre November 9, 2019
Get the Cob-Smackedmug. 