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close pals

David Walliams and Simon Cowell are close pals
by Lehkonen April 24, 2018
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Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019
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clorse

Clover Ebi but as a horse

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Brainrot over RWBY volume 8 has taken over RWBY Twitter and now VRV has kept the thumbnail for the next episode in their grasps two weeks in a row now, everyone has become Clorse - RWBYtwt may not see daylight. This infection is chaos. Please VRV send help we can’t survive like this.
Have you seen all the Clorse pfp’s liking my tweets? Vrv has withheld the thumbnail again!
by not_bobo March 12, 2021
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Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
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Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!
by Flore_M September 22, 2021
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Clogging

Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!
Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell!
by KSGBG October 3, 2021
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Clog

Clog is a code word for rape.
Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad
by Antwan Guzzels March 26, 2023
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