The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
by Fat cabbage June 04, 2021
A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 07, 2014
by thegreatoceansarebig February 17, 2021
fuk u miss clark
by fuck you hayley August 01, 2019
sophia clarke (emerson) receives some dick pics on the daily. ughh what a lucky gal! she is having breast enlargement surgery on may 17th because she can be a little insecure. many would say she is special, but we love her anyway.
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
by ursexybitch April 22, 2019
by safora February 25, 2021