i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

by Dicksunhairy February 4, 2021

by bAAAtteries April 12, 2021

Lil Jonny bent a large woman over the coffee table, fulfilling his quest to slay the chub.
Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.
Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.
by Chief mickelJonroix December 25, 2021

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012

by Summerisanerd April 11, 2017
