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No ching no chong

In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong
by czpillz March 19, 2008
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Chong

To vape, or to smoke an e-cigarette
‘Ye bens Chonging in the school toilets
by Jowitt April 18, 2020
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ching chong bing bong

Something either said by Asians as an alpha move against racists or white people saying this to seem Asian which is both racist and funny at the same time.
Person1: Ching chong bing bong
Person2: Wtf
Person1: lolololol
Person2: You sure you don't have brain damage?
by whoscandice45 October 11, 2021
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chongitis

the disease of being a chonga.
EW! she has chongitis. Be careful she might be contagious.
by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006
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CheongY

the asian style of a man fist-fucking a horse until the asshole is round and big enough to fit 3 lemons
Todd: Peter, did you hear?
Peter: wut nigga?
Todd: Nick gave CheongY to his pet horse Stacker, i think he has used 3 lemons
Peter: dude, these were MY lemons
by Nick Dooouchde August 17, 2009
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Chongus

A large shemale penis of the black variety
Harry loves the chongus
by HR17 September 18, 2018
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ching chong ling long ting tong

"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"

originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.

She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??

OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!
by Wworq Gui March 31, 2011
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