crazy, psycho, violent, lair, backstabber, gay rapist, ragging lesbian, has a UNIBROW, tries to trololo, but trololo nots, tone deaf, converter, carpet muncher, horrible fashion sense, dresses like a lesbian hippie, werido
by loverboii1009 July 16, 2011
Chloe is a girl with many personalities. She needs alot of attention, and tries to get it as much as she can. She flirts with every guy she can get. She is a very desperate girl not only for boys but friends aswell. Alot of people hate her and the rest thinks she's annoying. She is very ugly. She has a messed up body shape with saggy boobs. She has 2 diffrent personalaties, one online and other in person. Shy offline & on she is very hyper and outgoing. Always looking innocent and pretending nothing happend in reality. She's a big backstabber, never trust those girls.
chloe: I didn't do anything...
girl#1: flirting with my ex and backstabbing me is nothing? Yeah alright.
girl#1: flirting with my ex and backstabbing me is nothing? Yeah alright.
by Thegirlsyouwannabe June 28, 2011
Chloe is the kind of wife you want. She is a dick, possibly the ultimate dick. Chloe will make you fall off chairs laughing, and if not, she'll kick you off. Chloe is thoughtful/intelligent, like for example she may pretend to be pregnant on the tube to get a seat offered to her when hungover. Chloe does not waste a penny so she pays in copper coins at self-service machines in supermarkets- afterall it would be stupid to throw copper coins in the bin. Chloe is a fair person and can therefore find reasons to dislike most people. If she leaves out a more specific reason for you, don't worry, one of her sweeping generalisations will cover it. Chloe is a saint, she is The Giver, and even has one up on mother teresa with her pity sex. Chloe will protect you at all times, like when she goes home before you with all of your friends to ensure your house is clear of intruders while you are walking home alone in the dark drunk at 3am. Chloe is very generous- she'll shout you dinner when she wins the lottery, over a certain amount. Chloe is very sweet before she punches you in the face, but given how easy it is to infuriate Chloe with backpacks, slow movement, stupidity, most accents, religion and niceness, you probably deserved it and should've known better. Chloe is very informative and knowledgable so she'll certainly let you know if this is the case. You wouldn't say Chloe is a cunt, but she is. She's a sickcunt and she doesn't even know!
Stranger on tube; "Would you like my seat miss?"
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
by chloeswife October 10, 2012
Chloe is the super judgmental ass cracker. Even tho she is fucking judgmental she will stick by you through everything. She really looks at your personality as a key factor so you have to be careful with how you say and do things but ya know gotta learn somehow. She will talk to you everyday and all day and it will turn your whole mood around. She’s nice (sometimes) but can be a lil mean ass but u have to learn to not be a damn sensitive ass bitch. She’s super duper pretty and she knows that she is too. If someone knows a chloe they know that she is a hell of a good ass friend and will be your favorite person in the whole wide world, you also know that u couldn’t stop talking to her even if you wanted to because she’s the best man.
by K hend May 26, 2019
by bruhmynamejeff August 30, 2019
a red headed sycho bitch who only wears lipstick on her teeth and struts around like one legged flamingo in universal. She often threatens to rip off peoples limbs at 1 am. she has a small obsession with coral REEF
by RICHBITCHHH January 5, 2019