University of Chicago

1. It's U OF C not UIC, morons.

2. The really good school your relatives will have never heard of.

1.

Person 1: "Oh, you go to UIC? Cool!"
U of C student: **sigh**

2.

Grandmother, on hearing you're at the University of Chicago Chicago: "Oh, that's nice dear. But I thought you were smart? Why are you going to a state school?"

by uchicchick November 5, 2007

Flying Chicago

When it is so cold out that you can throw water into the air and it will freeze in mid air.

"It was minus 30 so I could do a Flying Chicago!"

by Lish and Sont February 17, 2006

Chicago Blowdryer

When you cum into someone’s nose and they take the semen in their nose and blow it hotly out onto the male’s genitals.

Stephanie: I think I want to try the Chicago Blowdryer tonight.

Chad: It’s really cold out in the Windy City.

by City names August 22, 2018

Little Chicago

Little Chicago refers to a city called Hamilton just North of Cincinnati in Ohio. It got its nickname in the 30’s due to Gangsters from Chicago building businesses and second homes in the city. Now a days when people say little Chicago they mainly refer to the East side of Hamilton which is over run with crime, Gang violence, and drugs. Where as the West side is often referred to as Hamiltucky.

Little Chicago is one of the last places I would want to live in Ohio, that and Cleveland.

by All things Ohio September 6, 2020

Chicago Boxing

Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.

Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.

by SuperFrostedButts June 10, 2011

Chicago pineapple

A fragmentation grenade, so-called because of their pineapple-like surface and use by Chicago mobsters in the 1920's.

Al Capone had his associate toss a Chicago pineapple through the storefront window.

by SlinkiusMaximus February 20, 2013

Chicago Fleshlight

The sexual act of shooting someone and vigorously fucking the gunshot wound.

In order to maintain my abstinence I let my boyfriend give me a Chicago Fleshlight.

by Range68W December 1, 2019