celliloquy

The one-sided conversation that you end up having when the other person you are talking on your cell phone is dropped.

...and when I finished telling the whole story I realized that I was giving a celliloquy...I'd been talking to myself for 2 minutes.

by the dude-anator July 16, 2009

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010

cell donging

when I guy takes a picture of his gunk and text or emails it to a person.

Dude, Brett Favre got caught cell donging.

by Hypocratise October 17, 2010

Cellino & Barnes

Injury attorneys.

Cellino & Barnes

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021

pink cell phone

After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .

I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.

by Masterkor73 February 16, 2007