The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 08, 2020

Chalking up

To dip the end of your penis in a bag of cocaine

Chalking up, the only way I let the misses do coke

by Tom foolery October 21, 2014

black chalk

Black Chalk meaning the police in 2017’s “Okja” movie.

“The Black Chalk is here!!”

by June 18, 2022

wall chalking

(in Pakistan) Graffiti, illegally painted ads and slogans on public and private property walls

"AS we decode messages inherent in wall chalking, we get to know motives behind it. " Dawn - January 24, 2009

by zpack September 30, 2021

Chalk Eating

Used to describe someone learning facts or gathering information.

Example 1: I've done chalk eating for hours in prepartion for the exam.
Example 2: You're giving me so much chalk to eat, slow down.

by ChalkEater1000 August 12, 2024

Chalk snorter

Someone half-wit who a deadshit coke addict

Oi Daniel, your're a chalk snorter

by Warmdoughnut399 November 30, 2021

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 22, 2023