cello

Cello is an alternative greeting that combines ciao and hello. It also brings to mind a great instrument which further promotes the good intentions of the phrase. Using this alternative greetings in conversations displays a sense of quirkiness and intellect. The expression is most often used by a demographic representing people of the ages between 20-40 and across a broad spectrum of ethnicities and socio-economic variances.

Cello mate, how’s it going today? I am well thank you!

by Zee Up June 5, 2020

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!

Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.

by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021

cellupica

The greatest person you will ever meet! If you got one you, you better keep it in your life forever, whether you are friends or even more!

That boy is a “Cellupica”

by Keep it Gucci21 January 9, 2021

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

cellcunt

A woman who uses facebook to define everything.

I was fucking this bitch and asked her if she was getting it hard enough and she said I will facebook my friends . Definitely a cellcunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Cello

Your true companion, whether you plan on travelling anywhere in the world or simply are looking to organise your home needs.

You may be able to pen down a few things about us, but we're mightier than that PEN, we have way more to offer to you now ;)

With everyone getting married, we know you're looking for an #AllDayDost.

Need we say more?

Guy 1: Bro, everyone's getting married, mere liye bhi koi dhoonda
Cello: Bro..mein hoon na..tera #AllDayDost

by Cello World November 23, 2021