Someone who gets invited to come to the orient for a mish and ends up trying to tune jailbait at the reached destination, dogging his mates.
by Fum January 5, 2019
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The best male ever created by god (Szymon). His humongous dick and gorgeous face will make you get a lady boner
by Fidel Castro the mafia boss November 30, 2019
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by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021
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Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
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me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
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